mikage-bot/bot.py

import asyncio
import json
import random
import sys

import discord

STATE_FILE = 'state.json'
CHANNEL_NAME = 'therapy-elevator'
DELETION_SECONDS = 15
TYPING_DELAY = 2

SETUP_MESSAGE = 'Welcome to Nemuro Memorial Hall. Please give your name and class year for our records.'
INITIAL_MESSAGE = 'All right, please begin.'
BUTTERFLIES = ['🦋', 'Deeper. Go deeper.', '🥐', '🐛', '🥚', '🍃']
ELEVATOR_SHIT_PERIOD = 5
ELEVATOR_SHIT = [
    '*the elevator creaks eerily*',
    '*menacing discordant music plays*',
    '*drawers rush past on the walls outside*',
    '*the lights flicker*',
    '*the elevator jolts, then continues its descent*',
    '*a rattling. the elevator begins to shake*',
    '*a squealing of cables and pulleys*',
]
CRASH = ('|\n'*10) + '***the elevator crashes to the bottom***' + ('\n'*10) + '...'
FINAL_MESSAGE = 'I understand. Your only choice is to revolutionize the world. The path you must take has been prepared for you.'
ROSE = '🌹💍'

async def try_send(channel, message):
    try:
        await channel.send(message)
    except discord.DiscordException as e:
        print(f"error sending message in channel {channel}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)

async def try_move(channel, **kwargs):
    try:
        await channel.move(**kwargs)
    except discord.DiscordException as e:
        print(f"error moving channel {channel}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
        await try_send(channel, "Dammit, the elevator's stuck!")

def text_only(channels):
    return [channel for channel in channels if isinstance(channel, discord.TextChannel)]

class MikageClient(discord.Client):
    def __init__(self):
        super().__init__()
        try:
            with open(STATE_FILE, encoding='utf-8') as f:
                self.state = json.load(f)
        except FileNotFoundError:
            self.state = {}
            self.save_state()

    def save_state(self):
        with open(STATE_FILE, 'w', encoding='utf-8') as f:
            json.dump(self.state, f)

    async def on_ready(self):
        print(f"logged in as {self.user}", file=sys.stderr)
        await self.change_presence(activity=discord.Game('the dueling game, for keeps'))
        for guild in self.guilds:
            await self.initialize_elevator(guild)

    async def on_guild_join(self, guild):
        print(f"joined new guild: {guild}", file=sys.stderr)
        await self.initialize_elevator(guild)

    async def initialize_elevator(self, guild):
        guild_id = str(guild.id)
        if guild_id in self.state and guild.get_channel(self.state[guild_id]['channel']) is not None:
            return
        try:
            top_category = guild.by_category()[0][0]
            channel = await guild.create_text_channel(
                CHANNEL_NAME,
                category=top_category,
                topic="the he/they therapist - you know, the one who lives in the morgue in the basement of that building that doesn't exist? - is in"
            )
            await channel.move(category=top_category, beginning=True)
            self.state[guild_id] = {'channel': channel.id}
            self.save_state()
            await channel.send(SETUP_MESSAGE)
        except discord.DiscordException as e:
            print(f"error initializing elevator for guild {guild}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
            return

    async def on_message(self, message):
        if message.guild is None:
            return
        guild_id = str(message.guild.id)
        if guild_id not in self.state or message.channel.id != self.state[guild_id]['channel']:
            return
        if message.author == self.user:
            return

        categories = message.guild.by_category()
        (category_index, (category, channels)) = [entry for entry in enumerate(categories) if message.channel in entry[1][1]][0]
        channels = text_only(channels)
        channel_index = channels.index(message.channel)

        if category_index == 0 and channel_index == 0:
            await try_send(message.channel, INITIAL_MESSAGE)

        if category_index == len(categories) - 1:
            return
        if channel_index == len(channels) - 1:
            if category_index == len(categories) - 2:
                await message.channel.move(category=categories[-1][0], end=True)
                await try_send(message.channel, CRASH)
                await asyncio.sleep(TYPING_DELAY)
                await try_send(message.channel, FINAL_MESSAGE)
                await asyncio.sleep(TYPING_DELAY)
                await try_send(message.channel, ROSE)
                await asyncio.sleep(DELETION_SECONDS)
                try:
                    await message.channel.delete()
                    del self.state[guild_id]
                    self.save_state()
                except discord.DiscordException as e:
                    print(f"error deleting elevator for guild {message.guild}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
                    return
                await self.initialize_elevator(message.guild)
                return
            await try_move(message.channel, category=categories[category_index+1][0], beginning=True)
            await try_send(message.channel, BUTTERFLIES[int(category_index*len(BUTTERFLIES)/(len(categories)-2))])
        else:
            await try_move(message.channel, category=category, beginning=True, offset=channel_index+1)
            if random.randrange(ELEVATOR_SHIT_PERIOD) == 0:
                await try_send(message.channel, random.choice(ELEVATOR_SHIT))

client = MikageClient()
with open('token', encoding='utf-8') as f:
    token = f.read().strip()
client.run(token)