diff --git a/bot.py b/bot.py
index 07b8760..6598545 100644
--- a/bot.py
+++ b/bot.py
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ ELEVATOR_SHIT = [
     '*a rattling. the elevator begins to shake*'
     '*a squealing of cables and pulleys*'
 ]
-CRASH = '***the elevator crashes to the bottom***'
+CRASH = ('|\n'*10) + '***the elevator crashes to the bottom***' + ('\n'*10) + '...'
 FINAL_MESSAGE = 'I understand. Your only choice is to revolutionize the world. The path you must take has been prepared for you.'
 ROSE = '🌹'
 
@@ -73,7 +73,11 @@ class MikageClient(discord.Client):
             return
         try:
             top_category = guild.by_category()[0][0]
-            channel = await guild.create_text_channel(CHANNEL_NAME, category=top_category)
+            channel = await guild.create_text_channel(
+                CHANNEL_NAME,
+                category=top_category,
+                topic="the he/they therapist - you know, the one who lives in the morgue in the basement of that building that doesn't exist?"
+            )
             await channel.move(category=top_category, beginning=True)
             self.state[guild_id] = {'channel': channel.id}
             self.save_state()