diff --git a/bot.py b/bot.py
index 6d4d2b3..fb6703f 100644
--- a/bot.py
+++ b/bot.py
@@ -8,22 +8,10 @@ import discord
 STATE_FILE = 'state.json'
 CHANNEL_NAME = 'therapy-elevator'
 DELETION_SECONDS = 300
-TYPING_DELAY = 2
 
 SETUP_MESSAGE = 'Welcome to Nemuro Memorial Hall. Please give your name and class year for our records.'
 INITIAL_MESSAGE = 'All right, please begin.'
-BUTTERFLIES = ['🦋', 'Deeper. Go deeper.', '🥐', '🐛', '🥚', '🍃']
-ELEVATOR_SHIT_PERIOD = 7
-ELEVATOR_SHIT = [
-    '*the elevator creaks eerily*',
-    '*menacing discordant music plays*',
-    '*drawers rush past on the walls outside*',
-    '*the lights flicker*',
-    '*the elevator jolts, then continues its descent*',
-    '*a rattling. the elevator begins to shake*'
-    '*a squealing of cables and pulleys*'
-]
-CRASH = '***the elevator crashes to the bottom***'
+BUTTERFLIES = ['🦋', '🥐', 'Deeper. Go deeper.', '🐛', '🍃']
 FINAL_MESSAGE = 'I understand. Your only choice is to revolutionize the world. The path you must take has been prepared for you.'
 ROSE = '🌹'
 
@@ -33,13 +21,6 @@ async def try_send(channel, message):
     except discord.DiscordException as e:
         print(f"error sending message in channel {channel}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
 
-async def try_move(channel, **kwargs):
-    try:
-        await channel.move(**kwargs)
-    except discord.DiscordException as e:
-        print(f"error moving channel {channel}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
-        await try_send(message.channel, "Dammit, the elevator's stuck!")
-
 def text_only(channels):
     return [channel for channel in channels if isinstance(channel, discord.TextChannel)]
 
@@ -59,7 +40,6 @@ class MikageClient(discord.Client):
 
     async def on_ready(self):
         print(f"logged in as {self.user}", file=sys.stderr)
-        await self.change_presence(activity=discord.Game('the dueling game, for keeps'))
         for guild in self.guilds:
             await self.initialize_elevator(guild)
 
@@ -96,36 +76,41 @@ class MikageClient(discord.Client):
         channels = text_only(channels)
         channel_index = channels.index(message.channel)
 
+        if channel_index == len(channels) - 1:
+            if category_index == len(categories) - 1:
+                return
+            target_category = categories[category_index+1][0]
+            target_position = 0
+        else:
+            target_category = category
+            target_position = channel_index+1
+        try:
+            await message.channel.move(category=target_category, beginning=True, offset=target_position)
+        except discord.DiscordException as e:
+            print(f"error moving channel {message.channel} in guild {message.guild}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
+            await try_send(message.channel, "Dammit, the elevator's stuck!")
+            return
+
+        final_category_channels = text_only(message.guild.by_category()[-1][1])
+        if len(final_category_channels) > 0 and message.channel == final_category_channels[-1]:
+            await try_send(message.channel, FINAL_MESSAGE)
+            await try_send(message.channel, ROSE)
+            await asyncio.sleep(DELETION_SECONDS)
+            try:
+                await message.channel.delete()
+                del self.state[guild_id]
+                self.save_state()
+            except discord.DiscordException as e:
+                print(f"error deleting elevator for guild {message.guild}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
+                return
+            await self.initialize_elevator(message.guild)
+            return
+
         if category_index == 0 and channel_index == 0:
             await try_send(message.channel, INITIAL_MESSAGE)
+        if target_position == 0:
+            await try_send(message.channel, random.choice(BUTTERFLIES))
 
-        if category_index == len(categories) - 1:
-            return
-        if channel_index == len(channels) - 1:
-            if category_index == len(categories) - 2:
-                await message.channel.move(category=categories[-1][0], end=True)
-                await try_send(message.channel, CRASH)
-                await asyncio.sleep(TYPING_DELAY)
-                await try_send(message.channel, FINAL_MESSAGE)
-                await asyncio.sleep(TYPING_DELAY)
-                await try_send(message.channel, ROSE)
-                await asyncio.sleep(DELETION_SECONDS)
-                try:
-                    await message.channel.delete()
-                    del self.state[guild_id]
-                    self.save_state()
-                except discord.DiscordException as e:
-                    print(f"error deleting elevator for guild {message.guild}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
-                    return
-                await self.initialize_elevator(message.guild)
-                return
-            else:
-                await try_move(message.channel, category=categories[category_index+1][0], beginning=True)
-                await try_send(message.channel, BUTTERFLIES[int(category_index*len(BUTTERFLIES)/(len(categories)-2))])
-        else:
-            await try_move(message.channel, category=category, beginning=True, offset=channel_index+1)
-            if random.randrange(ELEVATOR_SHIT_PERIOD) == 0:
-                await try_send(message.channel, random.choice(ELEVATOR_SHIT))
 
 client = MikageClient()
 with open('token', encoding='utf-8') as f: