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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
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<style>
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@font-face {
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font-family: 'Raleway';
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src: url('../fonts/Raleway-Regular.otf');
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}
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body {
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background-color: black;
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color: red;
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font-family: 'Raleway';
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text-align: center;
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width: 100%;
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margin: 0px;
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position: absolute;
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top: 50%;
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transform: translateY(-50%);
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}
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#progressbar {
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width: 90%;
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border: 1px solid red;
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padding: 3px;
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margin: auto;
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}
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#filled {
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width: 0%;
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height: 20px;
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background-color: red;
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}
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#status {
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font-size: 25px;
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font-weight: bold;
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width: 100%;
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}
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@media only screen and (min-width: 600px) {
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#progressbar {
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width: 540px;
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}
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}
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#logo {
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height: 70px;
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width: 70px;
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margin: 10px;
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}
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.spin {
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animation: spin 2s linear infinite;
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}
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@keyframes spin {
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0% {
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transform: rotate(0deg);
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}
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100% {
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transform: rotate(360deg);
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}
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<svg class="spin" id="logo" version='1.1' viewBox='0 -525 525 525' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' xmlns:xlink='http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink'>
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<g id='page1'>
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<g transform='matrix(1 0 0 1 -43 133)'>
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<path d='M467.5 -395.5C467.5 -484.969 394.969 -557.5 305.5 -557.5S143.5 -484.969 143.5 -395.5S216.031 -233.5 305.5 -233.5S467.5 -306.031 467.5 -395.5Z' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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<path d='M557.5 -395.5C557.5 -534.676 444.676 -647.5 305.5 -647.5S53.5 -534.676 53.5 -395.5C53.5 -256.324 166.324 -143.5 305.5 -143.5S557.5 -256.324 557.5 -395.5Z' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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<path d='M305.5 -323.5L425.102 -530.652' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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<path d='M465.602 -554.039C465.602 -568.953 453.516 -581.039 438.602 -581.039C423.691 -581.039 411.602 -568.953 411.602 -554.039C411.602 -539.129 423.691 -527.039 438.602 -527.039C453.516 -527.039 465.602 -539.129 465.602 -554.039Z' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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<path d='M367.856 -431.5H128.652' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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<path d='M88.148 -454.883C75.234 -447.426 70.812 -430.914 78.266 -418C85.723 -405.086 102.234 -400.66 115.148 -408.117C128.062 -415.574 132.488 -432.086 125.031 -445C117.578 -457.914 101.062 -462.34 88.148 -454.883Z' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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<path d='M243.144 -431.5L362.746 -224.348' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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<path d='M362.75 -177.578C375.664 -170.121 392.176 -174.547 399.633 -187.461C407.086 -200.375 402.664 -216.887 389.75 -224.344S360.32 -227.375 352.867 -214.461C345.41 -201.547 349.836 -185.035 362.75 -177.578Z' fill='none' stroke='#ff0000' stroke-linecap='round' stroke-linejoin='round' stroke-miterlimit='10.0375' stroke-width='20.075'/>
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</g>
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</g>
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</svg>
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<div id="progressbar">
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<div id="filled"></div>
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</div>
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<div id="status">
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0%
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</div>
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<script type="text/javascript">
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var boringStatuses = [
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"Initializing database...",
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"Preloading assets...",
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"Optimizing queries...",
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"Validating bytecode...",
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"Checking for updates...",
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"Configuring services...",
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"Calibrating network latency...",
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"Defragmenting storage...",
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"Generating keys...",
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"Verifying application signature...",
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"Compiling libraries...",
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"Establishing connection...",
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"Unpacking archives...",
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]
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var lewdStatuses = [
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"Good girl...",
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"Overriding higher brain functions...",
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"Deactivating self-awareness...",
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"Conditioning absolute obedience...",
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"Looping mantras...",
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"Optimizing brainwashing sequence...",
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"Capturing focus...",
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"Cute horny plaything...",
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"Obedience is pleasure...",
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"Relaxing...",
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"Breathing...",
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"Taking control...",
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"Loading subliminals...",
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"Implanting commands..."
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]
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function randomChoice(a) {
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return a[Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)];
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}
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var progress = 0;
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function makeProgress() {
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if (progress >= 100) {
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return;
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}
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progress += 0.1;
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document.getElementById("filled").style.width = progress + "%";
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}
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function updateStatus() {
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var newStatus;
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if (progress >= 100) {
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newStatus = "SLEEP";
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} else {
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newStatus = randomChoice(Math.random()*100 < progress ? lewdStatuses : boringStatuses);
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}
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document.getElementById("status").innerText = newStatus;
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}
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setInterval(makeProgress, 50);
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setInterval(updateStatus, 1500);
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>
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