98 lines
2.7 KiB
JavaScript
98 lines
2.7 KiB
JavaScript
var boringStatuses = [
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"Initializing database...",
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"Preloading assets...",
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"Optimizing queries...",
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"Validating bytecode...",
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"Checking for updates...",
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"Configuring services...",
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"Calibrating network latency...",
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"Defragmenting storage...",
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"Generating keys...",
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"Verifying application signature...",
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"Compiling libraries...",
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"Establishing connection...",
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"Unpacking archives...",
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];
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var lewdStatuses = [
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"Overriding higher brain functions...",
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"Deactivating self-awareness...",
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"Conditioning absolute obedience...",
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"Looping mantras...",
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"Optimizing brainwashing sequence...",
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"Capturing focus...",
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"Obedience is pleasure...",
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"Relaxing...",
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"Breathing...",
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"Taking control...",
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"Loading subliminals...",
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"Implanting commands..."
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];
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var optionalLewdStatuses = [];
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function randomChoice(a) {
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return a[Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)];
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}
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function setInsert(a, x) {
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if (a.indexOf(x) === -1) {
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a.push(x);
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}
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}
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function setDelete(a, x) {
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while (a.indexOf(x) !== -1) {
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a.splice(a.indexOf(x), 1);
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}
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}
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var progress = 0;
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var progressInterval;
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function makeProgress() {
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if (progress >= 100) {
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document.getElementById("status").textContent = "SLEEP";
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document.getElementById("back").style.display = "inline";
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document.getElementById("reload").style.display = "inline";
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clearInterval(progressInterval);
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return;
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}
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progress += 0.1;
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document.getElementById("filled").style.width = progress + "%";
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}
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var statusInterval;
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function updateStatus() {
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if (progress >= 100) {
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clearInterval(statusInterval);
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return;
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}
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var newStatus;
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if (Math.random()*100 < progress) {
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if (optionalLewdStatuses.length > 0 && Math.floor(Math.random()*(lewdStatuses.length+1)) === 0) {
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newStatus = randomChoice(optionalLewdStatuses);
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} else {
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newStatus = randomChoice(lewdStatuses);
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}
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} else {
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newStatus = randomChoice(boringStatuses);
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}
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document.getElementById("status").textContent = newStatus;
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}
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for (let el of document.getElementsByTagName("input")) {
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el.checked = false;
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el.onclick = function() {
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if (el.checked) {
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setInsert(optionalLewdStatuses, el.value);
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} else {
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setDelete(optionalLewdStatuses, el.value);
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}
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};
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}
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document.getElementById("start").onclick = function() {
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document.getElementById("config").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("back").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("installer").style.display = "";
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progressInterval = setInterval(makeProgress, 50);
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statusInterval = setInterval(updateStatus, 1500);
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};
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