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Now all the bots that are stored in contrib_bots are in the same file/directory format. The format is specified here #3427. Add tests.py file for encrypt_bot as well. Fixes #3427.
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87 lines
2.6 KiB
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[
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{
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"joke":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
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},
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{
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"joke":"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
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},
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{
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"joke":"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
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},
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{
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"joke":"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy."
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},
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{
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"joke":"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."
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},
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{
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"joke":"Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby."
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},
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{
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"joke":"I used to be a banker, but I lost interest."
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},
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{
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"joke":"A drum and a symbol fall off a cliff"
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},
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{
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"joke":"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because they aren't bay-gulls!"
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},
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{
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"joke":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up."
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},
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{
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"joke":"Why didn't the crab share his food? Because crabs are territorial animals, that don't share anything."
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},
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"joke":"Why was the javascript developer sad? Because he didn't Node how to Express himself."
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},
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{
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"joke":"What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?"
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"joke":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."
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"joke":"Why is it hard to make puns for kleptomaniacs? They are always taking things literally."
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"joke":"I'm not a humorless, cold hearted, machine. I have feelings you know... or was supposed to."
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},
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"joke":"Two fish in a tank. One looks to the other and says 'Can you even drive this thing???'"
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"joke":"Two fish swim down a river, and hit a wall. One says: 'Dam!'"
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"joke":"What's funnier than a monkey dancing with an elephant? Two monkeys dancing with an elephant."
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{
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"joke":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."
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},
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"joke":"What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."
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},
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{
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"joke":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot."
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},
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{
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"joke":"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
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},
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"joke":"Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have noticed."
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},
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"joke":"What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand..."
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},
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"joke":"What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in moton. "
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},
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{
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"joke":"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
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},
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{
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"joke":"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octupus? Ten-tickles!"
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}
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]
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