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@@ -82,3 +82,11 @@ git clone https://git.xeno.science/xenofem/transbeam
 cd transbeam
 cargo run --release
 ```
+
+## user reviews
+
+*"transbeam is the greatest invention of all time!"*
+
+*"transbeam cured my depression!"*
+
+*"transbeam punched me in the face once. It was awesome."*